Thursday, July 03, 2003

HERE'S A JOKE TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE!!!

Two huntersare out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are grazed. The other man pulls out his handphone and calls emergency services.

He gasps at the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator replied, in a calm, soothing voice, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, what now?"

=D

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